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DBZ Quotes (Under Construction)

Goku
(Goku quotes to come)

Vegeta
"Nobody kills Kakarot while I'm around. Destiny has reserved that pleasure for me!"
"You may have taken over my body and invaded my mind, but there's one thing a Saiyan always keeps...HIS PRIDE!!!"
"Noo...I've learned how to HIDE MY POWAH!!"
"That kid just pointed his finger and Kakarot fell down!"

Piccolo
"Oh I thought that was your face"
"Make a mental note, would ya? Tails grow back"
"My ears do more than frame my face you know Goku"

Goten
"WOW BIRDIES!!!!!!!"
"Um what's a wizard?"

(more to come...I hope...)

Trunks
Reporters: Trunks do you have a girlfriend?
Trunks: No
Reporters: Trunks can you show us your moves
Trunks: No
Reporters: Trunks did anyone ever tell you that you're cute
Trunks: No
Reporters: Blah blah blah blah
Trunks: I dunno ask that guy (points and all reporters look behind them and Trunks runs away)

"No Goku, the androids are so powerful, it's mind boggling."

"Father, why are you standing in the rain. *thinks* He's so mind boggling."

"Why is Cell sucking up Android 17 with his tail? It's mind boggling."

"No! They are too powerful, you can't go! They are mind boggling with their power!"

More quotes may come for each character! Keep your eyes peeled.

Too much Dragonball Z...
You know you are a DBZ Freak when...

1) You jump off of your roof yelling "Flying Nimbus! Come to me!" thinking a cloud will come and save you

2) You have a DBZ website and you spend hours on it. (Hey, don't look at me!)

3) You act like your favorite character.

4) You try using Kamehameha.

5) You eat your food a fast as you can and you ask for more.

6) You paint a stick red and say it's your Power Pole.

7) You bring a sword to school to exterminate the bullies.

8) You dress up as a DBZ Character for Halloween/No good reason.

9) You always wear an orange gi that has katakana on the front and back.

10) You try to find places with more gravity to train there.

11) You try using Instant Transmission.

12) You try using any DBZ attack.

13) You fly to outer space looking for Planet Namek.

14) You actually find it. Or at least you THINK you do.

15) You shave your head and put 6 dots on your forehead and make your friends call you "Krillin the Great" and you start saying "bro" a lot.

16) You get plastic surgery to look like a Namek.

17) Then you go to the Planet Namek that you found and live there.

18) Then you realize you can't breath there so you have to go back to Earth and everyone thinks you are an alien.

19) Since people think that, you remove all the plastic surgery and then you grow your hair and spike it and dye it black. Then you put colored glass over your eye and wear armor, then leave to a different planet.

20) Then you go back to Earth a few years later. Don't ask how you can breath now.

21) People are scared of you, and you like it. You blow up cities and everything.

22) Then you beat the cops when you are gonna get arrested.

23) Then you beat everyone and get in your space ship and leave to your new planet.

24) Then you see astronauts exploring your planet when you wake up one night.

25) Then you laugh at them and say "Your power level is a mere 5 I will defeat you now"

26) Then nobody ever comes to your planet again.

27) You try reflecting things, thinking you are pure heart of good if you didn't do reasons 19-26 and you fail and you die.

28) Your grave says "This DBZ Freak died because he thought he could reflect some thing"

29) You still watch DBZ reruns.

30) You threaten to sue if DBGT doesn't come out here.

31) Whenever you enter your kitchen you attack your freezer thinking it is evil. Get it? Freeza...Freezer? Ahh you suck.

32) You try using the Fusion Dance with a friend.

33) You cut off your arm thinking you are a Namek and try regenerating it.

That is all! I may have more in the future!


ROFLMAO!
www.ssj5gohan-rage.cityslide.com is the place where I found this pic. Go there it is a pretty good site. Also this pic is in humor since I think it is funny.
You'd never hear them say that...
This is what you would never hear a certain DBZ character say! Some are stolen ^_^;;

Goku
I will not have mercy
I do not feel like eating
Gohan, do your homework
I can't fight, I'm reading a book
I need some lighter clothes
I am going to take over the World
I am going to be more responsible

Vegeta
Goku, you are the best
I love Bulma
I love Trunks
I will wash the dishes
I don't want to fight anymore
I'm hungry
Please

Piccolo
I'm hungry
Vegeta is hot
I want to be guardian of the earth
I just bought a house
Bulma, will you marry me

Yamcha
Puar is a loser
Piccolo, I need some advice about women
I want to fight those andriods

Trunks
Goten, I hate you
Swords are gay
I need a REAL haircut
I need to get in touch with my manhood
I want to be just like my dad

Goten
Trunks is the worst friend I could ever have
I look gay with my dad's hair
My dad really sucks


Chi-Chi
Gohan, Goten, I want you two to grow up to be fighters just like your dad!
Gohan, you can go and fight, you don't have to do your homework.


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